Every few months, a Progress robotic spacecraft (it's basically an automatic Soyuz without the living space or re-entry module) visits the ISS, with supplies.
It occurs to me that it would be hilarious if the occupants opened it up... to find an enraged, floating cat. But then I realised my mistake.
An owl would be far better.
I expect NASA and Roscosmos to give me 10% of the revenue from the hit reality TV show which results from this.
Saturday, May 5, 2012
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Important Theological/Medical News
Regulators have determined that Jesus is ineffective against cancer, with no improvement in outcome as compared to a placebo deity.
Principal distributor Catholic Church Ltd (NASDAQ: INQSTN). has issued a prophet warning, but CEO Joe Ratzinger assured investors of the continued viability of the conglomerate's financial services and childcare businesses. It is understood that production of a next-generation product, codenamed Secundo Adventum, has been accelerated.
Representatives of other manufacturers, which have been locked in legal disputes over the medication since the patent expired in 1521, were unavailable for comment.
Principal distributor Catholic Church Ltd (NASDAQ: INQSTN). has issued a prophet warning, but CEO Joe Ratzinger assured investors of the continued viability of the conglomerate's financial services and childcare businesses. It is understood that production of a next-generation product, codenamed Secundo Adventum, has been accelerated.
Representatives of other manufacturers, which have been locked in legal disputes over the medication since the patent expired in 1521, were unavailable for comment.
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