From a liquid soap dispenser:
Dermatologically tested for kindness
For kindness? How does this work? Did they apply it to a dermatologist and then track how much he gave to charity? On the plus side, animal testing of non-medical products have been largely phased out, so it probably wasn't tested for kindness through being unkind to a rabbit.
From the same dispenser:
3x better at eliminating bacteria [FOOTNOTE: Than our previous hand cleaner]
This seems rather unhelpful, as for all we know their previous cleaner might have been made out of pure raw chicken.
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