Saturday, May 14, 2011

Negotiatin'

Right now, in the Secret ECB Bunker, Enda Kenny is wearing his finest ultimatum-giving smirk, facing Rehn, Merkel, et al. Eurovision plays quietly in the background.

Noonan, hiding under the table, passes him a script to read.

"You must reduce our bailout rate, or we will cancel Jedward's passport, so that it may roam the Schengen Agreement area forever, frightening children and domestic animals."

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