Kevin Myers - By far the most common term used to find my blog of late. He's a very naughty boy who didn't do the research before trying to write about evolution in the Irish Independent.
Dictator of the month - Sadly, I'm only the second site listed for this on Google.
Baby otter - I had a picture of one here once. They're cute; far, far cuter than Kevin Myers or most dictators.
New keyboard design - Dell have an especially awful one.
Flash aaaa - A very sensible reaction.
Erlang game - Hello, Mike.
Nun jokes - Nuns are no joke.
Bachelor penguin - As with dictator of the month, I'm most disappointed not to be the first hit for this; I'm third.
rickroll proxy erlang - Your guess is as good as mine.
iphone quick question in ibject life cycle - I like searches like this. They're asking Google if they can ask a quick question. How polite! Also, what's an ibject?
pictures of archimedes plutonium - My blog, for all your mad scientist photo needs!
robert synnott of maryhill - Sorry, no. I'm amused that there's someone who goes around referring to himself as 'Robert of Maryhill', though; very feudal.
why is rocket fuel so expensive - It isn't.
"paye anytime" shit - It's actually surprisingly non-awful for a government computer service.
"stephen green" "christian voice" gay .pdf - I expect noted mad person Stephen Green would resent being called gay, and/or an Adobe document format.
abfab ssh - Sorry, no. Would Queer as Folk telnet do?
bad dell keyboard design - It's enormously gratifying to discover that someone on the Internet agrees with me.
brian cowen has hacked fine gaels website - Google is a search engine, not a place for your bizarre conspiracy theories. Like Cowen could hack a website. He probably doesn't even know what a website is.
crowsfoot robert synnott - A quick Google tells me that a 25 year old Robert Synnott in some place in Canada was in an accident in a pickup truck. I assure you this wasn't me.
irradiated pet milk - What?!
is fake wrestling fun? - I can't imagine so.
jerry seinfeld insignificant piece of dust - The most amazing rant ever, from the Baby Shower episode.
komik politik - I suspect that this was an editorial cartoon in Pravda. If you read it, you were shot.
macs scare me - Another case of telling one's darkest secrets to Google, I think.
mp3 players nostalgia - Have they actually been around long enough to be nostalgic about?
my brain is going to fast - Kids, don't do drugs. Or if you must, stay off Google while doing them.
permasingle - I may actually have coined a word.
pic of a mean looking nun - Eep.
potato flavoured ice cream - Ugh.
priest conversation vulgar - Just about anything Ratzinger says.
radioactive snack foods - Uranios!
real cheerleading spreading - Much better than that fake cheerleading.
vulgar corporate jokes - Why did the filing clerk cross the office? To use the bathroom.
where do people on the dole get the money from to buy fags - Er, the dole, I would imagine.
world of warcraft christian blog - Ooh, two of the most annoying things on Earth in one! Three, if you count World of Warcraft.
yes prime minister, but what is it exactly that lesbians do it in bed - Sir Humphrey gets X-rated.