On Grafton Street, you will find the Swan Training Institute. Or www.sti.ie. What, you didn't know swans needed training? Did you think, perhaps, that they were hatched knowing how to sail around menacingly, hiss, and write for the Daily Mail? (The Daily Mail, and other British I-can't-believe-they're-not-newspapers, are forever claiming that immigrants eat swans. There doesn't seem to be any evidence that immigrants are going around eating swans, and the whole thing is logistically improbable; have you seen a swan? Still, it's clearly propaganda, to assist in the rise of the National Swanulist Party, or something.)
On Youtube, you will find a video of one of a terrifying self-parking Volkswagen. And on that video, you will find this ad...
bjautomation.ie! Vibratory! I'm pretty certain that that's what this Fry and Laurie sketch is about...

I-can't-believe-they're-*not*-newspapers?
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