UNSPEAKABLE FILTH

What would you think are the most popular iPhone apps in Ireland at the moment? Probably useful productivity and social networking applications, for the sophisticated user, right? Well...



Ah yes, news. And some games, and game cheating aids and WHAT THE FUCK? It's a pornography viewer for the phone, with the tag line:

From the developer of the #1 Pasty App "Sexy Pasties" we are proud to bring you "Tasty Pasties Free". So fresh, so sweet, all natural, these amateur girls just want a little of your love.

By the way, is it just me, or is the advertising copy for straight porn just absurdly, ridiculously creepy? Don't get me wrong; gay porn tag lines are often pretty unsettling too, but nothing compared to this sort of thing. Makes the skin crawl. Ugh.

So, yes. Next time somebody with an iPhone sits down beside you on the train, just remember that there is a good chance that they are a filthy deviant who views pornography on telephones! Ew.



And in seventh position... It is a sex guide for your phone. Ugh. Would you not be ashamed to have these icons on your phone? An idea for iPhone 4, Apple; a password-protected app screen for the user's icky creepy apps that they don't want people to see.

Actually, it'd make you wonder about the nature of number 3 Falling Balls and number 6 World's Hardest...