Celebrity Big Brother is one of those 'celebrity' shows where most of the first programme has to be spent carefully telling the viewers who the alleged celebrity is, while simultaneously pretending, especially to their faces, that they are widely-known and beloved. Ugh.
The first person to go in is the religious fanatic brother of Alec Baldwin, who thinks that Obama is the antichrist and left the US on his election... for the UK. Doesn't the US right wing generally think that the UK is some sort of terrifying Soviet state where CCTVs watch you on the toilet, or something?
Of course, in Big Brother, CCTVs do watch you on the toilet. Ick.
Another is a cage-fighting something or other oh goodness these people are boring.