Sunday, November 29, 2009

Telegraph blogger being particularly absurd

Here's a Telegraph blog entry on the whole Climategate (the publishing of some stolen emails and other documents on climate change, which can be interpreted as implying a conspiracy if taken out of context) thing. A wonderful, wonderful, very special quote from the article:

Here’s a blog entry by Robin Horbury from Biased BBC. Most believers in AGW (who I accept include the majority of scientists in this field) acknowledge the significance of the Climategate scandal, breaking as it has on the eve of the Copenhagen summit.


Emphasis mine. ('AGW' is an acronym, generally used by climate changed deniers, for Anthropogenic Global Warming).

So these people acknowledge that actual scientists generally accept human-influenced global warming! Grudgingly, but still. So what's their excuse now? "Oh, well, real scientists accept it, but it confuses people who write angry notes in BBC Have Your Say, so it must be part of an evil conspiracy!"?

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Stephen Fry Podcasts coming true!

In May 2009, Stephen Fry released the first of a series of podcasts, comprising an audio book, a work of fiction. Amongst other things, he mentioned a visit to a cocktail tea-shop, where he had various tea-based cocktails.

In November 2009, A A Gill, noted hilarious restaurant reviewer, reviewed a new restaurant. Here is an extract from that review:

The barman mixed me the best nonalcoholic cocktail I’ve had. Normally, they’re hideously fruity Calpol concoctions. This one was based on green tea and lime.


Eeek! Stephen Fry is accurately predicting the latest stupid fads a few months in advance!

Oh dear, more recession humour

From this cartoon:

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The alcohol content of your drinks should always match the unemployment rate. Use the effective unemployment rate if you want to get fucked-up.


We live in depressing times when you can have a decent drink based on the unemployment rate....

A Froggy Evening

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When I was a young child, it was foggy one day. We were near the sea, so we could hear fog-horns. My parents were talking about the fog, and I heard them as saying 'frog'. So I thought there were enormous frogs outside. This worried me for some time.

Anyway, it's extremely cold and foggy in Dublin at the moment; can barely see the next building. It's quite nice, really, but I'm glad I don't have to go anywhere...

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Lying child-raping liars; Catholic Church's new innovations in lying

Look at this ridiculous argument from the Catholic Church. They're talking about how they can lie with a clear conscience because they don't define their lying as lying. Lying bloody liars.

And look at the bloody cheek of them:

In May 1995, Cardinal Connell denied that diocesan funds were used in paying compensation to abuse victims. When it emerged on RTÉ in September that year that Ivan Payne was loaned €30,000 by the archdiocese to pay compensation to Mr Madden, Cardinal Connell still insisted this was not compensation by the archdiocese. He threatened to sue RTÉ, but did not do so.

I mean, for real, Cardinal Connell? Really? You threatened to sue them over reporting on your lies?

I'm sick of these people, and of the government's pathetic approach to them. Bring criminal charges against them where-ever possible, and confiscate all their assets to compensate victims.

I wonder is the lying about HIV in Africa another example of the Church's highly advanced non-lie-related lying techniques? We call it mental reservation, apparently.

Fucking amoral liars.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

World Cup Qualifier Thingy

Can everyone stop going on about this now, please? It's getting a bit boring.

Thanks in advance.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Ron Paul spotted writing in real proper newspaper

Ron Paul, famed 'libertarian' (in America, a euphemism for 'fuck poor people'), beloved by the Internet stupid set, and most certainly not a homophobic racist, but simply doesn't feel it's the place of the US to tell its states not to be complete bigots about blacks and gays. How we all love Ron Paul.

Anyway, some idiot has allowed him to write an article in the Wall Street Journal. About how the Federal Reserve should be transparent.

This is not a good idea! Look, the only reason that the economy works at all is that we all prefer to believe that these banks and government bodies are vaguely competent, and are not just burning huge piles of money or whatever. Looking at what, exactly, the Federal Reserve might be doing sounds like asking for trouble.

The comments are as wonderful as one might expect; do you know that the Federal Reserve is a Marxist organisation? It's true! Highly sophisticated WSJ readers say so!

Jury Duty - the aftermath

I just realised I never told you strange people who read this old nonsense what happened with my jury duty. So, went to central criminal court, was put on jury, as I was sitting down the defence said they didn't want me. How very dare they!

So not all that exciting in the end, then.

MacOS Accessibility System Settings a lesson in stunning hideousness

So, I installed this nice tool which picks up on multi-touch gestures on my laptop's trackpad, for Apple trackpads are fancy and support multitouch. Now I can minimise windows simply through complex finger movements! Yay!

Anyway, this all works via pretending to be some sort of accessibility device, so to make it work at all one has to venture into the accessibility System Settings pane. Given that Apple is good at UI design, this will no doubt be a lovely, stunning-looking page, right?

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Eeeek!

But, okay, it's easy to read. That's good, I suppose... I'm sure that the other tabs will be easy to read, too, right?

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Er, no. What's going on here? Part of the pane is in huge text, part in normal. Maybe it's because the first one is the 'seeing' section; MacOS users may either have sight problems or have difficulty pressing more than one key at a time, but not both.

Well, anyway, I'm sure that the subsections of the 'seeing' tab are also easy to read, right?

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Argh! THIS MAKES NO SENSE. Stupid accessibility panel.

Over £1 billion profit a year? Nah, you only need a working CMS at the £5 billion mark

Marks and Spencer is a vast retailing company, which sells uninspiring clothes and nice food. Hundreds of stores, vast profits, and so on. You might expect that such a big company would take some care over their website. And you'd be wrong! In fact, they have revealed lots of old crap which is presumably meant to be internal testing stuff there!

Here is its 'Lunch to Go' web page, linked off the front page of the site. Now, look at the side bar.

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Looks reasonable, right? Nothing out of the ordinary?

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Okay, things are getting weirder. 'The Lions'? Not sure what it's meant to mean, but it's a broken link. 'Site Stripe - DO NOT DELETE'? Erm, okay... URL1 through 10? Facebook T&C's? Actually, this one is a real page, indicating that M&S may have a Facebook game or something; a terrifying prospect. 'Our Favourites Page 1'? '125', suprisingly, is a real page.

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Colin and Delia. Both broken links; I half-expected Delia to be something to do with the chef. myunusualfriends?! Is M&S a niche dating site or something, now?

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Yeah, more weirdness. Testing Flash?

Really. Does no-one who works there ever look at this site?

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Soviet space programme; now 30% bleaker

From an article on the development of the Soviet Energia rocket:

In the 1960's Glushko had favored use of toxic but storable chemical propellants in launch vehicles and had fought bitterly against Korolev over the issue. It is surprising that he now accepted use of Lox/Kerosene. But Korolev was dead, and the N1 a failure. Glushko's position had been vindicated, perhaps he now had to agree objectively that use of the expensive and toxic propellants in a launch vehicle of this size was not rational.


So remember, when your rival dies and then his project fails due to you being awkward and refusing to design appropriate engines, that's vindication.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

The weird and wacky world of nuclear vehicles

Can you name a nuclear powered vehicle? Now, most people asked this would be aware that a lot of military submarines are nuclear powered; most Russian, French and British, and all American submarines, are. Some might also know that there are nuclear aircraft carriers; American and French carriers are nuclear. A few might be aware of smaller nuclear naval ships; the US has nuclear cruisers and the odd destroyer, and Russia has a few enormous nuclear-powered missile cruisers. But this is just scraping the iceberg of the world of nuclear vehicles.

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This is a nuclear ship which scrapes icebergs! It's the NS 50 лет Победы, or NS 50 Years Since Victory. As it was launched two years ago, we may assume that the Soviet Union had some great military victory that they didn't tell us about in 1957. Really, if course, the name is wrong due to bad timing; it was meant to launch in 1995. But there are about ten of these things in circulation; they're used for clearing paths for normal ships through Arctic ice, and increasingly also for tourist excursions to the North Pole. Yes, it can sail to the North Pole.

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Then there are the nuclear merchant vessels. These have generally been less successful than nuclear icebreakers and naval vessels; icebreakers use vast amounts of energy (the Arktika class icebreakers produce more energy than the largest of cruise ships or oil tankers) and submarines are expected to operate autonomously for long periods of time. Neither of these apply to standard merchant vessels, so the nuclear reactor has historically been rather expensive compared to normal propulsion.

Anyway, the above is the NS Savannah, built in 1962, with a reactor from Babcock and Wilcox of Three Mile Island fame, as a showcase for 'Atoms for Peace'. It operated for ten years. There was also the Otto Hahn, a German ship which operated for eleven years, and the Mutsu, a Japanese ship which operated for twenty years. Finally, there's the Sevmorput, a Russian ship which is the only one till operating. It's a bit of a marginal case; it's used in the Arctic and has some icebreaking abilities.

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This is a nuclear aircraft! It's a (or indeed the; only one was ever built) Tupolev Tu-119, a bomber. The bump on the top is the reactor, protruding a bit. It's unclear whether it ever flew under nuclear power, though it certainly flew with the engines operating. Its flight time was limited only by the radiation dose received by the crew. The US had something similar, the Convair X-6; again, it was tested in flight. All of this madness was obsoleted before it was ever finished, when the Soviet Union and then the US demonstrated ICBMs in the 50s.

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Nuclear ramjet cruise missle! This was an unshielded nuclear-heated ramjet actually ground-tested by the US under Project Pluto. Temperature margins were very tight; it operated at about 100 degrees below the ignition points of some components. It produced over 500 MW thermal power, at the time easily the largest reactor ever operated. This is one of the few crazy vehicles not also developed on the Soviet side; the Soviet Union was then ahead in ICBM technology, and Project Pluto was abandoned when US ICBM technology made it obsolete around the time of the ground-testing.

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Project Orion, a spacecraft propelled by actual nuclear explosions. It was developed in the 50s, and conventional explosion tests with scaled-down models were made. The largest variant considered would have been capable of launching over a million tonnes into orbit at once, and it remains the only vaguely plausible starship technology which has been developed at all thus far; it could potentially achieve a speed of up to 10% the speed of light. The Russians also developed something along the same lines to some extent; all such projects were killed off by test-ban treaties.

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NERVA, a nuclear thermal rocket. The large bulge in the middle is a reactor; the spheres are hydrogen tanks. The hydrogen would be super-heated by the reactor, and expelled. It operated at about 1500MW thermal, and would in principle have had about twice the thrust of an equivalent chemical rocket, though in ground tests it only ever achieved about 40% of this. The immediate goal was to use it as an upper stage for an enhanced Saturn V rocket, and so it died with the scrapping of all Saturn/Apollo enhancement projects. The Soviet RD-0410 was an equivalent, and a similar role was envisaged for it. Both countries effectively dropped nuclear thermal rockets in favour of nuclear-electric.

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This is a Soviet US/A active radar surveillance satellite. The black bit is a nuclear reactor (not a radiothermic generator, a device which produces electricity through decay of Pu-240 or other isotope used in interplanetary probes). At end of life, the reactor was boosted into a high storage orbit. In one case, this failed, and the reactor hit Canada, causing the Canadian government to claim compensation from the USSR. About thirty were launched from 1970 to 1988. Some apparently had ion drives for station keeping, making them nuclear-electric propelled. The US also launched one reactor, SNAP10A.

Work on nuclear reactors for space never ended; after the fall of the Soviet Union the US acquired plans and samples of TOPAZ II, a larger version of the reactor used aboard US/A. NASA's Project Prometheus works on space reactors, though its budget was decimated when NASA had to abandon a lot of long-term R&D to pay for Project Constellation (the new manned spacecraft). The cancelled JIMO Jupiter probe would have used a reactor, allowing it to use ion engines for powered flight.

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The Ford Nucleon, a concept car presented by Ford in 1958. The space at the back would hold a reactor. At the time, small enough reactors didn't exist, of course, and while they now do (TOPAZ I reactors would fit) shielding and so on would still be an insurmountable problem. The only nuclear cars we're likely to see are electric cars charged with nuclear power.

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A subterrene, an underground vehicle which melts its way through rock! The picture is of a conventionally powered model, but nuclear models were tested in the US and Soviet Union. The idea may seem ridiculous, but the idea is being revisited for space exploration applications, along with the related cryobot, a similar device to melt through ice on icy moons.

And that's it. Take a vehicle type, and the chances are that someone has at least considered nuclear power for it. Except for bicycles, obviously.

Peculiar Pictures, early November edition

As you know, from time to time I like to post some stupid pictures, complete with snide comments. Here are some I've collected over the last month or so. So, here we go...

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Argh! I can sort of see why Apple's sync thingy has this dialog for syncing contacts, but for syncing notes? Really? The thing is, I'd need to have at least 20 notes (which would be ridiculous) before I'd even be allowed modify one without getting this stupid message next time I sync.

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The logo of Russia's space administration, apparently ripped off from Star Trek. This is the real logo, by the way.

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And here is one of their communication devices. No, it's really the 'Inventor of the Soviet Union' medal. Introduced in 1981, so that gives you an idea of in which direction the rip-off was. Quite frankly, I'm surprised that Paramount hasn't sued. Here's a space programme medal:

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Note that it is given for riding the space airliner over Pangea.

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And this is a medal given to test pilots. Quite frankly anyone who flew the golden bomber with the insane tailfins over the enormous flying shards of glass, as depicted, deserves a medal.

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A meta one here; I just noticed that MacOS seems to have some sort of shared webcache thing, under '/var/folders'. Right. Wonderfully descriptive naming, there.

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A filler image in one of Apple iWeb's default templates. Unpleasant visual effect, really; the guy second from the left, in particular, looks quite disturbing with that reflection.

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Wonderfully appropriate YouTube advertising.

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Wonderfully bizarre YouTube advertising; note the URL. This is a US government website about Mars, for some reason.

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More weird and horrifying advertising from the US government.

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Disgusting advertising from a US health insurance company. Ugh. Possibly placed by Obama to discredit them.

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This ad is bothersome in many ways! 1 rule to a flat Stomach: Obey... Eek! And I think you lost a tad more than 24 pounds, dear.

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Interwebs fast! Yay!

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Goat topiary! Ahahahah!

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From an Apple-hosted blog. Why am I doing this? How philosophical of you, Mr. iWeb!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Jury Duty!

So, I have jury duty this week, in the Central Criminal Court. The way it works, apparently, is that I go in every day, and if they don't need me by 12 or so, I can go back to work. In ways, I'm looking forward to it; it could at least potentially be reasonably interesting, especially given that it's the Central Criminal, rather than some regional, court.

On the other hand, it's horrible timing with work; to an extent, any time would be, but next week is unusually bad. This is the trouble with working for a small company; you're not as replaceable when you have to be missing for a bit.

Still, at least it's not some regional court in the middle of nowhere, with no doubt terribly boring cases...