Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Little iPhone UI quirk

In iPhone vsn. 3, Apple have added a Spotlight feature. It's very nice, really; it's particularly handy for searching for music. You get to it by sliding to the left. The UI involved in doing so, however, is a little weird.


Here's a normal iPhone screen.


Sliding to the left, about two thirds gone. Note that the icons are fading out. And also that the number indicators on the icons, which show new stuff, are fading out, independently from the icons, showing both the background and the icon underneath the number.


Going the other way, no icon fading!

Minor, but I thought it was interesting, especially the numbers being treated as separate entities.

Perhaps I'm just easily amused.

More odd art

On the same general lines as the Michael Jackson with Spare Arms and Penis featured earlier, here is some fascinatingly insane local art.


It's the naughty, rude policemen!



It's the naughty, homoerotic policemen!



It's the naughty, smoking sultan, shilling for the nicotine industry!



It's the naughty, consumerist Vikings, on a Christmas pillage!


It's the naughty, consumerist Ronald McDonald, who has invaded the Last Supper and consumed Jesus!

Photographic Oddities

I just got around to pulling some photos off my phone. One downside of an iPhone is that all syncing is by cable; most of the time I just plug it into the wall, so never really get around to downloading my photos. Anyway, here we are.



I r SMART politishun!

Okay, okay, it's unkind, but really, unfortunate photo placing.


This is a sort of jet engine fixed to the wall of the George in Dublin. Odd, isn't it? It doesn't look like any air conditioning machinery I've ever seen; more like some sort of exhaust system.



The Blessed Virgin would like to ensure that you're obeying parking regulations. There was a motorbike there, straddling the line, until she had the Holy Spirit incinerate it.



My neighbour would like to ensure that there is NO JUNK MAIL. (Said neighbour has also been known to leave passive-aggressive little notes in the hallway.)


Me, with a scarf!


Me, without a scarf!

A fat spaniel has been located! It is without microchip!

Irish Rail, concerned that people might be going without intrusive ads for whole minutes as they wait for their train, has installed a vast obnoxious low-res LED-based advertising device. Not the contrast to the pleasant Victorian squalor of Pearse Station.



Apple is noted for its impeccable UI design. This is the rather extreme exception which proves the rule.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Terrifying web ad seen yesterday

For something called 'Splunk', which sounds sort of filthy, but is apparently some type of logging thing.

The ad is a flash animation, but I believe I've captured the two key frames:



I am choosing to call the nice lady 'Mags'. Hello, Mags!

Sunday, July 19, 2009

That will teach me to make fun of Palin

Just after I wrote my nasty little article about Palin, she tweets this drivel:

From sealife near lush wet rainforests to energy housed under frozen tundra atop permafrost,God most creatively displays His diversity in AK

Makes me want to vomit.
However, on the basis of this tweet, I am lowering the odds on my previous prediction that she would start going on about abiogenic petroleum; this energy from God bit seems like a probable lead-up to it.
Funnily enough, the previous post elicited an angry twitter response from a random 'Conservative NASCAR fan' from North Alabama on Twitter, who I have never heard of before. Do these people just read ANYTHING written about the Moose Queen? From said twitter person's biography "I reckon (nice hick word) I am true southern Rebel, as far as I am concerned after Jan 20 I have no POTUS-I refuse to afford a terrorist the honor of being my President." I'm pretty certain that this is secret American-code for 'I am a racist loon'. (Southern Rebel generally referring to the US Deep South, which attempted to secede so that it would be allowed go on having slaves. Ahem. I mean 'states' rights'.)

Also from their blog: "It is insulting for anyone to compare anything about President Bush to Terrorist Obama. When I was a kid my grandma used to make the comment "breeding always comes out". Now that I am old I understand what she meant. That statement really says all there to say about a comparison between the 2 men or for that matter First Lady Laura Bush & the so-called First Hater."


Now, really, that's got to be stealth racism, now? I can't imagine what else breeding could mean here; Bush was hardly the gentleman type.

Sarah Palin to stop being politically correct!

Sarah stumbles into her living room, waving a still-warm moose in one fist and a bottle of vodka, war spoils from the land which she can see from her house, in the other. She collapses into her favourite armchair, made from the skeletal remains of public librarians. Her head whips around in confusion; Jesus has not told her what to do next! Another gallon of communist potato wine, and it all comes together.

An ear-shattering shriek, and one of her household slaves dashes into the room. One of the ones that can read some. Shuddering in fear and awe, he sits before the Republican Party's thinking machine, on which it checks its MySpace account, and corresponds with pious free-market-loving Nigerian bankers. In response to the grunting noises from the Moose Throne, he starts to type. Very carefully, for it is most important to come in at under the 140 character limit; not all of the trophies on the walls are mere mooses or homosexuals.


What?! Ignoring the first sentence, which is clearly just drunken babbling about how she plans to stage a coup, well, apparently once her abdication is complete, once she has laid aside the ceremonial oil-tank of prosperity and pointy white garb of moral decency which go with her position, Sarah Palin will stop being politically correct, on Twitter. What does this mean?

I'm honestly having trouble imagining what Palin would think was politically incorrect. Will she personally lynch poor Barack? Stand in front of vast crowds (in Alaska, this means anything over five people), cheering as she makes silly gestures while wearing an armband with a swastika made out of moose antlers? Allow her insane husband to use her Twitter account? Burn Harry Potter (and also Daniel Radcliffe) for witchcraft?

Place your bets!

  • Retweet one of those terribly racist things that senior Republicans say about Obama every week or so (even odds)
  • 'The Homosexual Agenda' (1.5:1)
  • Any reference to that stupid Jews for Jesus group she has palled around with (2:1)
  • 'Scientific racism' (10:1)
  • 'Jew York Times' (20:1)
  • Advocating murder of abortion doctors (50:1)
  • Join Ku Klux Clan (200:1)
  • Abiogenic petroleum origin theory (7000:1 - I'm pretty sure that she would be unable to pronounce words like 'abiogenic'. Or 'petroleum'. Or 'theory'.)

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Lol-Fascist

After my previous rather vitriolic post about the beloved bigoted twat Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP and NOT A FASCIST (he just wants to drown the scary brown people, which is an essential principle of modern liberal democracy), I realised that the picture was just begging for, well, this. (Click for big)




I hope you people are happy; I had to find a free-use blackface font (which I am quite frankly not happy with; why are there no good free-use versions of Hitler's favourite font? Are all of these open-source people Communists?) and install an image editor and everything!

Best Nick Griffin picture ever

Nick Griffin, beloved wobbly Fascist and leader of the BNP, has said that he no longer wants to get rid of all of the terrifying brown people.

Mr Griffin, who is due to take up his seat as an MEP for the North West, said the idea of a UK without ethnic minorities was "simply not do-able".

Well, if nothing else, this shows some signs of self-preservation; where would Hitler have been without the Jews, after all? If you are leading a movement of idiot Fascists, you need someone to concentrate the hate on, and unfortunately for Nick, he can't fall back on the Reds; communism is very much out of style.

He is also still claiming that he is not a Fascist, but that the EU is 'very close to Fascism'. He also wants the EU to sink boats of refugees, for fun. Hear that, EU commissioners? You're already very close to Fascism; Nick Griffin is simply telling you what you need to do to be properly Hitler-tastic!

Anyway, I did promise you a lovely photo:


You know, Nick, this really isn't good enough. A proper Nuremburg Rally doesn't just have a discoloured black-and-white picture of moronic throngs cheering the great leader on; it has actual throngs. They're still in black and white, of course; things were in the 30s. Also, the Fuhrer has the good grace not to display his drinking problem to his 2D constituents, and his vegetarianism helped keep the old belly down. COMMUNIST dictators are fat, Nick, Fascist dictators are either skinny like Adolf or bulkily muscular like Benito. Why can't you be more like Hitler, Nick? You try, and you try, but really you can barely manage pull off a Spode.

And take that freshly-lobotomised look off your face! Otherwise once the Enablement Act passes, you'll spot yourself in a mirror and have to have yourself hauled off to the camps with all the other mental defectives.

Argh! People are idiots, sometimes

As always when Africa is in the news, the letters papers of newspapers and BBC's Have Your Say and so on are full of peoples' opinions on the subject.

A distressingly common opinion is something along the lines of this: "Africa is based on primitive tribal societies, so cannot ever, ever support normal functioning democracy. Look, they've had genocides!" There are variations, but they tend to fixate on two things; that African societies have not historically been democracy, and that atrocities have been committed in Africa. This is true as far as it goes. They then make the rather peculiar leap of faith that this means that African countries can not become modern democracies, or that democracy is simply not suitable for Africa, or whatever.

This is a simplistic idea, but I can see that it would be attractive to some people. There's one little catch. Sure, historically, Africa has not been very nice. No question of that. The trouble is that nor have Europe, America or Asia.

Until the early part of last century, most European countries maintained, by force, vast empires for the purpose of exploiting the locals. In the 18th and 19th century, the United States committed multiple genocides of that country's native population; in the mid 20th century Germany did the same to the Jews. The US finally lifted apartheid in the 60s. Most of our lovely modern European democracies, along with the US, finally actually managed universal suffrage some time early last century. Russia has never been democratic, unless you count the current post-Soviet period. South Korea has been democratic, for the first time ever, for the last twenty years or so; Japan a little longer, China still isn't.

Sure, Europe, the US and most of Asia are doing better than most parts of Africa. However, this is a very recent phenomenon. You'd think, listening to idiots say that Africans are intrinsically unsuited to democracy, that the Western world has been some sort of amazing paradise of democracy and equality and prosperity for the last five hundred years or so; this is simply rubbish. The world's first modern democracies only emerged in the last century. And, of course, Africa has the tiny little disadvantage that the rest of the world has been brutally exploiting it for a couple of millennia, reaching a peak in the last two hundred years.

The reaction to temporary problems is also terribly biased. America starts torturing people? Some embarrassment, some tut-tutting from elsewhere. Thailand becomes military dictatorship? Barely noticed; assumed will go away soon, people continue to go on holidays there, invest etc. Military dictatorship emerges in an African nation? "Oh, look at those ignorant savages; it'll be like that forever; they'd be better off as colonies, blah, blah, blah"

Of course, what this is all really based on is racism. It is almost openly stated; this concept that Africa is somehow inherently defective. The real problem is that it's not just an irritant to see from BNP members writing into the paper; it has become part of the common mythos, that nothing good can ever come of Africa, and that it would be insane to, say, invest in industry there, or indeed do anything except send a bit of aid to assuage guilt. I wonder what the effect of this thinking has been on people in Africa? Can't be encouraging.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Eek, political cartoonists predicting future

Remember how during Obama's campaign one of the standards slurs from the right wing that was certainly not a racist attack, dear me, no, was 'uppity'?

Here, the rather wonderful Tim Kreider predicts its use, in 2004.

Peggy Noonington

Oh, I do love these. They are beginning to get a little over the top, possibly, but really, so funny!

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Quick Amazon EC2 tip

Amazon EC2 is Amazon's 'cloud computing' thingy. You run virtual machines on a per-hour basis. It's all very handy.

But, say something goes wrong, and you have a frozen machine. That machine doesn't have a permanent disk or IP address, so if you have to shut it down and bring up a new one, it will likely be rather inconvenient.

Except! It turns out that there is actually a reboot button on the control panel, which reboots it without trashing the disk and IP address. No doubt everyone who uses EC2 except me knows about this, but I was quite surprised and charmed to find it; very convenient!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Important Palin-related warning

Robert Heinlein was a science fiction writer who, amongst other things, successfully predicted the nuclear power plant, the mobile phone, the Internet, sexual liberation and the end to institutionalised racism in the United States. (He also had a few major failed predictions, notably an imminent (in the 40s) world food crisis which would keep the population below three billion, but the Green Revolution would not have been particularly obvious from that point.)

Anyway. One of his famous novels deals with life in a Fascist/theocratic America around 2100. This state was created after the election of a Christian religious fanatic as president, followed by Hitler-style enablement act. In 2012. Eek. Wonder who that could be?

Terrifying many-limbed Michael Jackson statue

Seen in the window of an art shop in Dublin (click it to see it in its full glory/horror):



Eeek. Da Vinci must be turning in his grave.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Beware New Hampshire

From Wikipedia, on the 2012 US Presidential Election, on Republican sorta-candidates:

The following are 10 potential candidates who have either formally, or informally expressed interest, which is defined by anyone who has visited Iowa and/or New Hampshire, or is planning to campaign in those states or around the country. 

Hear that? A candidate is defined as someone who has visited Iowa and/or New Hampshire. So don't go there, or they may force you to be the Republican presidential candidate! And that means you would have to share a plane with Sarah Palin, noted mad person! Eek!