As you will no doubt have gathered by now, the evil EU has demanded that we switch to using CFL lightbulbs. People are outraged, of course; while increases in police powers, software patents and so forth can get through without anyone really knowing or caring, the government had better not mess with our beloved lightbulbs. I'm reasonably certain that more fuss was made over the CFLs than has been made over NAMA.
Why are people so annoyed? First, some people don't like to be told to do sensible things. They can take responsibility for their own actions, and it is none of the government's business if they want to drive their SUV at 200 miles an hour while smoking a cigar, drinking gin, talking on a mobile phone and updating their Facebook. This is their right as an irritating person, and it is their duty as an irritating person to lecture everyone else on how the nasty politicians are taking away their freedoms. There is nothing to be done for these people. Except possibly a government ban on suicide.
Then there are those who fear that if they drop a CFL their house will be the next Chernobyl. For whatever reason, mercury is the scary substance de jour; any amount of mercury, no matter how small (as long as it's not from fish, which may safely be ignored unless you're really paranoid), will immediately kill you and/or give your children autism.
The third group have more of a point. These are the people who are concerned by the way CFLs switch on. CFLs don't come on like those large old fluorescent tubes, with lots of flickering and clicking followed by full light; rather, they start off dim and smoothly get brighter. This is actually pretty unpleasant if you're used to normal lightbulbs.
So, here is my idea. Take a CFL. Add a small, powerful incandescent bulb, or LED bulb, or something else with a low lifespan and/or high power consumption. When the whole assembly is first turned on, both will come on such that the sum total output is equivalent to the light output of a 100W incandescent. As the CFL bit heats up, the other bit dims, until eventually it's operating on CFL alone. Light output doesn't change over the whole process. It might be tricky to match colours acceptably, and it'd add some cost, but I think people would pay a premium; the current setup really is quite annoying. I'm actually very surprised no-one has done this yet, and I can't find much reference to anyone even suggesting it.

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