Friday, August 21, 2009

New advances in statistics for liars

Bill O'Reilly, noted insane American who appears on the popular propaganda entertainment channel Fox News, on being presented with figures indicating that Amsterdam, which he referred to a cesspool of drugs and violence, was actually rather less druggy-violent than America:

"The way they do statistics in the Netherlands is different"

Yes, decent God-fearing PROPER AMERICANS like Bill O'Reilly do not use your Euro-communist 'mathematics'; they use intelligent counting.

And when Sarah Palin mounts the Moose Throne to rule over America, the budget will use intelligent counting, too! That will solve all of these naughty recessions!

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