Sarah Palin to stop being politically correct!

Sarah stumbles into her living room, waving a still-warm moose in one fist and a bottle of vodka, war spoils from the land which she can see from her house, in the other. She collapses into her favourite armchair, made from the skeletal remains of public librarians. Her head whips around in confusion; Jesus has not told her what to do next! Another gallon of communist potato wine, and it all comes together.

An ear-shattering shriek, and one of her household slaves dashes into the room. One of the ones that can read some. Shuddering in fear and awe, he sits before the Republican Party's thinking machine, on which it checks its MySpace account, and corresponds with pious free-market-loving Nigerian bankers. In response to the grunting noises from the Moose Throne, he starts to type. Very carefully, for it is most important to come in at under the 140 character limit; not all of the trophies on the walls are mere mooses or homosexuals.

What?! Ignoring the first sentence, which is clearly just drunken babbling about how she plans to stage a coup, well, apparently once her abdication is complete, once she has laid aside the ceremonial oil-tank of prosperity and pointy white garb of moral decency which go with her position, Sarah Palin will stop being politically correct, on Twitter. What does this mean?

I'm honestly having trouble imagining what Palin would think was politically incorrect. Will she personally lynch poor Barack? Stand in front of vast crowds (in Alaska, this means anything over five people), cheering as she makes silly gestures while wearing an armband with a swastika made out of moose antlers? Allow her insane husband to use her Twitter account? Burn Harry Potter (and also Daniel Radcliffe) for witchcraft?

Place your bets!

• Retweet one of those terribly racist things that senior Republicans say about Obama every week or so (even odds)
• 'The Homosexual Agenda' (1.5:1)
• Any reference to that stupid Jews for Jesus group she has palled around with (2:1)
• 'Scientific racism' (10:1)
• 'Jew York Times' (20:1)
• Advocating murder of abortion doctors (50:1)
• Join Ku Klux Clan (200:1)
• Abiogenic petroleum origin theory (7000:1 - I'm pretty sure that she would be unable to pronounce words like 'abiogenic'. Or 'petroleum'. Or 'theory'.)