Sunday, July 12, 2009

Best Nick Griffin picture ever

Nick Griffin, beloved wobbly Fascist and leader of the BNP, has said that he no longer wants to get rid of all of the terrifying brown people.

Mr Griffin, who is due to take up his seat as an MEP for the North West, said the idea of a UK without ethnic minorities was "simply not do-able".

Well, if nothing else, this shows some signs of self-preservation; where would Hitler have been without the Jews, after all? If you are leading a movement of idiot Fascists, you need someone to concentrate the hate on, and unfortunately for Nick, he can't fall back on the Reds; communism is very much out of style.

He is also still claiming that he is not a Fascist, but that the EU is 'very close to Fascism'. He also wants the EU to sink boats of refugees, for fun. Hear that, EU commissioners? You're already very close to Fascism; Nick Griffin is simply telling you what you need to do to be properly Hitler-tastic!

Anyway, I did promise you a lovely photo:


You know, Nick, this really isn't good enough. A proper Nuremburg Rally doesn't just have a discoloured black-and-white picture of moronic throngs cheering the great leader on; it has actual throngs. They're still in black and white, of course; things were in the 30s. Also, the Fuhrer has the good grace not to display his drinking problem to his 2D constituents, and his vegetarianism helped keep the old belly down. COMMUNIST dictators are fat, Nick, Fascist dictators are either skinny like Adolf or bulkily muscular like Benito. Why can't you be more like Hitler, Nick? You try, and you try, but really you can barely manage pull off a Spode.

And take that freshly-lobotomised look off your face! Otherwise once the Enablement Act passes, you'll spot yourself in a mirror and have to have yourself hauled off to the camps with all the other mental defectives.

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