I just saw an ad for a gay speed-dating night in one of Dublin's gay bars, on Facebook.
First thought: Good ad-targeting.
Second thought: That's absurd.
Third thought: Though realistically, maybe I should go along.
Fourth thought: I'm probably too shy and nervous to even be able to go to an event designed for losers without seeming insane.
Fifth thought: Maybe all the other people would be as well. That would be okay.
Hmm, must stop having arguments with self about embarassing social events.
Though, I may actually end up going.