So, I was home sufficiently late that about the only place to get food (I was starving, and couldn't face cooking) was a kebab place. Fine.
Until now, I hadn't realised just quite how annoying the very drunk are when you're stone-cold sober. And how very hilarious their pickup lines are. There was one guy more or less going around every girl in the place; it was pathetic. And eventually, one of them fell for it!