Saw a flock of Japanese tourists earlier today; the leader held aloft an umbrella, metal thing fully extended but umbrella bit not unfurled. Presumably some new innovation in umbrellas which wards off rain using static electricity or anti-gravity or similar. Also, not raining.
Quite like the Japanese tourists, really; they rarely get irritated if am not able to answer their questions about where some obscure street is, and they don't glare when they see one in a gay pride parade. A lot of the American tourists do; assume are from some godforsaken hole in Mid-West where gays are warded off by Ku Klux Klan or something. Why are these people allowed passports?
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