Apparently, today is the first day of the Big Brother of the month.
One of the candidates (Luke) is, well, 20, business student, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, wears suits all the time. I fully expect him to be pregnant and addicted to heroin by the end of it.
He is also annoyed by people who think he has a speech impediment; he says he doesn't. Erm, I'm not sure if that's the sort of thing that's for you to decide, dear.
Update: There's also a really horrendous gay. I may have to become a straight for a few months to avoid association. I mean, I'm all for tolerance, but he's sort of the gay equivalent of those straight guys who... well, actually I've never met anyone as extreme in the opposite direction. The gay equivalent of Paris Hilton, perhaps.