[voice gender="'female'" age="'18'"][mood type="disgust" level="5"...(Those square brackets above should be triangular, but as mentioned in the footnote, Blogger thinks that they are very special and refuses to escape them, as it does all other such naughty, HTML-breaking brackets.)
I am disgusted with you, to level 5. EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! But first, let's go to the mall!
You see, HP has filed for a patent on customer service robots which can be rude to people! With the power of XML! Evil androgynous robots, when they're ecstatically happy!
Welcome to HP's brave new world. I, for one, welcome our new laser printer-obsessed overlords.
Update: It begins already. Blogger normally escapes XML properly, but tried to render the evil robot instructions above as XHTML! Why, if anyone had attempted to print the article, the evil robot subroutines in their LaserJet (part of PCL, I believe) might have been activated! A narrow escape... for now.
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