A selection of vaguely funny screenshots

Google can haz JSP programmer?

(Context: This was from the comments on an article about a large peering centre in the US; a lot of the madder readers decided that the article was a national security risk.)

You know, I'd be willing to bet 1 million imaginary Internet dollars (about 3 imaginary Internet euros at current rate of exchange) that DallasDeckard is fat and drives an SUV or pickup truck. And probably fully believed all that crap about WMDs.
From noted obnoxious bulldog enthusiast Jason Calacanis's rather pointless Mahalo. It decided, it seems, that the ten or so pages I'd viewed were quite enough. Yep, that'll make it competitive with Google!

(The much-vaunted articles, by the way, are generally poorly-written and uninformative. Why this service is still around I do not know.)

I was reading a perfectly ordinary Google Groups posting about Google App Engine, when AdWords apparently decided that I could probably speak Arabic.