Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Ding dong, the witch is dead

So, in early May, Bertie Ahern, our glorious leader, will be resigning, and the Mahon Tribunal will suddenly drop out of the public eye.

Anyway, I think that this is great news. So great, in fact, that I hope to have a little party to celebrate. The ceremonial burning of the brown envelope will have to wait, I'm afraid, until Fianna Fáil loses power; I mean, Brian Cowen, really! Of course, then we'll have Fianna Gael in power. Won't that be nice. The correct celebration for Fianna Gael falling from power is, as is well known, the burning of Enda Kenny.

Oh, dear. I should really think about moving to a proper democracy; this place gets me down sometimes. Of course, there are so few left, and more or less no English-speaking ones...

2 comments:

  1. Comment from electorprince:

    I don't think there's ever really been a proper democracy on this planet, so yeah, better brace for the gaping maw of disappointment no matter where you roam. I'd say try New Zealand, but they have a habit of voting in radical Socialists who hate tourists.

    Of course, I'm imperialist by nature, but that doesn't mean I can't help a brother out. ^_^

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  2. Comment from Lorcs:

    ...ah democracy...

    As long as the country isn't run by Enda Kenny (and Sinn Fein though that hopefully will never ever happen) I'm a happy bunny.

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