Thursday, April 10, 2008

Conservapedia

Take a look at this. Conservapedia. In this context, 'conservative' doesn't mean John Major, or even Maggie; it means 'psychotic religious mentally sub-normal American'. Here's their piece on 'Homosexuals and Murder'.
Vernon J. Geberth, M.S., M.P.S. who is a former commander of Bronx homicide for the New York City Police Department stated in 1995 regarding homosexual murders that homosexual murders are relatively common and these murders may involve male victims murdered by other males or may involve female victims who are in some type of lesbian relationship and they are murdered by another female.
What eloquence! I mean, that sort of prose would get you given out to by a primary school teacher.

From the article on Jews (particularly interesting, because the target audience seems to be half those people who support Israel no matter what bizarre, perverse things it does, and half Neo-Nazi):

Note the punctuation.

Can I tempt you to some atheism and mass murder?




Vandalism of Conservapedia is punishable by ten years in prison. And not signing your messages is punishable by death!

Americans, stop messing about invading random Middle Eastern countries. Drop bombs on these people, instead. The world will thank you for it, and Fred Phelps could use a little napalm.

3 comments:

  1. Give us a minute, damn. One crusade at a time, please.

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  2. The current one is of dubious purpose, and will almost certainly fail, anyway. On the other hand, dropping a large bomb on Fred Phelp's house would, at the very least, provide comic relief and shut him up. :)

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  3. Failure is not an option, and dropping bombs on the current problem's houses is also quite comic and shuts them up.

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