Sunday, March 23, 2008

Best. Come-on. Ever.

So, I was in the George (gay bar) recently, when I am approached by a gentleman of exceedingly ample carriage (euphemism for fat) and unfortunate face, about 30.

He said: "Anyone want to fill me?" Waits a few seconds. "No givers?" Walks off. Hilarious.

Quite frankly, I suspect that what he was looking for would be rather mechanically difficult; he really was very fat. Still, by far the weirdest come-on I have had in the place.

Posted by Robert Synnott at 6:45 PM
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  1. Comment from electorprince:

    I'll bet he was looking to get "filled" in more ways than one. Did you laugh out loud for it, or keep decorum until after he'd left?

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