Time to get your lawyerin' suit on!

So, apparently Damien is going to get sued. Except, actually, he's not. It seems to be just the ranting of a slightly mad-seeming individual. He also complains about Damien's English in this 'professional' blog post. The mind boggles.

So, don't cross people who aren't actually part of Young Fine Gael but feel the need to defend it vigorously! Or you'll have your own imaginary lawsuit to deal with! The imaginary paperwork alone doesn't bear thinking about...

You have been warned. No, seriously, don't poke the crazy people! Or, at least, do it in an amusing way if you do.