- escortireland - An absurd prostitute-rating site I made fun of years ago.
- how to annoy people - Well, this blog is rather annoying, I suppose. Not sure how Google knew, though...
- zoho - A purveyor of awful webapps that I mentioned recently.
- blake southwood - An improbable entrepreneur.
- bilingual blog - Mais non!
- bigboobs - I'm afraid that I would rather disappoint.
- irish dirt - Eh?
- robert - I'm competing with Scoble, now!
- clothes sizes - But I'm not competing with him on these, thank God.
- ugly people - How very dare you, Google!
- ace internet marketing - Oh, yes, them. Lovely people, altogether.
- assembly area for evacuation by train - This rather inexplicable sign, I suppose...
- herons eat uk - Well, they eat ducklings, certainly. You'd need a rather larger heron for that, I suspect...
- "parent directory" porn -xxx -html -htm -php - I'm sure they were VERY disappointed.
- pussy leash - For all your cat restraint needs! At least I hope that that's what they were looking for.
- 12 inch blowjob - Eek!
- blowjob pointers - void *mouth, *penis, *gagReflex. You're welcome.
- chicken flavoured ice-cream - Sometimes, the Internet scares me. I do NOT want these poultry ice-cream enthusiasts visiting.
- crazy boys - I suppose one could say that I was an example of the genre.
- crystal ducks - Amazingly enough, I HAVE mentioned this one.
- datacomp keyboard - And this.
- digraphs and trigraphs - If you don't know, you don't want to know.
- dirty gay old men - I'm not THAT bloody old!
- elmo ornaments - I don't want to even think about this person's interior decor.
- freemason madeleine mccann - I think you have to be male to be one.
- genital enlargement - Right.
- hentai naruto - Some sort of horrible Japanese thing, I suspect.
- homeporn - Sorry, but no.
- homeopathology - This man died because he didn't have enough over-priced water!
- horrible food archives - Try McDonald's.
- how do I set the "dirty bit"? - I can only hope they are asking in an IT context...
- hunchentoot dreamhost - Don't bet on it.
- hunchentoot vista - Don't even think about it!
- impropable - Me spell good!
- inter racial toons - Ewh.
- is ratzinger gay - Well, he shops at Prada...
- klix vending machines hacks - Why would you want to hack one? They're awful.
- medically approved genital enlargement appliances - I probably shouldn't tell you this, but, what the heck... toasters.
- naughty bank - And if you buy a toaster with a credit card from this bank, you get a discount!
- naming leaves - Right, I know I'm boring, but there are LIMITS, okay?
- nsfw gallery - I just love how it's become a euphemism for 'porn'.
- odd job titles - I mentioned a while ago that various fast-food companies torture their employees with these.
- pictures of businessmen working - Kinky!
- sex in public toilets - No, thank you.
- strange porn - I think we've already covered that.
- the principle behind orthodontics - Vanity.
There. I hope that that has answered all your questions for the month, Mr. Internet.
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