First, a bottle of washing-up liquid, labelled 'Big size', and apparently good for '333 washing-ups'. Wonderful.
In the spice aisle, nestled between pepper and soy sauce, Lidl condoms and cigarette lighters. Really. Terrifying.
Also, the damn place tends to run out of chicken. Tellingly, however, it never seems to run out of condoms.
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