Want to be a programmer?

I was in a random pub on George's Street last night. As one does, at some point, I visited the toilet. There, on the back of a cubicle door, was a recruitment ad for programmers. Complete with stupid little snippet of Java code (a class with all static methods, rather defeating the purpose of using a class, you might think) which printed out the name of the company's website.

Lovely. I assume this is 'bottom of the barrel' programmer recruitment; the ones who are impressed by silly Java ads in toilet cubicles.