Photo fun from the LGB

I was at a Trinity LGBT society event last night. The actual event I didn't find enthralling; it involved playing Nintendo Wii on a projector. That meant that I had lots of time to wander 'round the Eliz room (a room in Trinity House 6) taking photos of silly things.

So, without further ado...

Usage instructions for a fire blanket. I won't discuss the meaning of item number one, as this is a family blog. Number two tells you that in event of fire, you should have the nurse fling the fire blanket on it while everyone else flees in terror. This is why every room should always contain at least one nurse. In number three, we see that if the gas fire implanted in a cyborg's back comes on, they should be wrapped in the blanket and rolled along the floor.

This is a lifestyle microwave. In our modern society, many people carry a microwave at all times.

This is the secret solution to the recycling problem. The offending tea urn (for such it is) has been there for at least a year; Trinity apparently achieves its laudable recycling targets by never, ever, throwing anything away.

There were a few pictures which sadly didn't come out. One was of a stereo with a light labelled 'CH MEMO', another was a VCR with a switch labled TMR. Now that's usability!

More usability. Do you want BLSS 10 or RDSS 10? You mean you don't know?
A mail order barbarian firm.

Hitler and DeValera share a joke.

More on the way.