Good God I'm Ugly

I was at a friend's party last night. I awoke today to an email notifying me that someone had tagged a picture of me in Facebook. It's one of the more horrifying ones I've seen recently; I feel the need to wear a paper bag on my head from now on.

Here's a cropped version of the image, with the guy I was talking to removed. In case he doesn't want his photo all over the internet, and not at all because he makes me look even worse by comparison, you understand. Of course not.