My previous articles on
art,
technology and
geriatric homosexuals in Galway were all very well, but rather specialised. Here are a few more general things.
You can't see it clearly in this picture, but the statue of Mary is about to drop the baby Jesus. But that's how it should be! After all, this the the Basilica of Careless Mary, or the Blessed Virgin of Negligent Infanticide.
Here, we see the Cathedral about to teleport back to
Transsexual in the Galaxy of Transylvania. That's where God lives.
As you can see, lesbians are ghettoised in Galway. As it should be. Dyke Road has a higher population of cats than some countries, and consumes 43% of national tweed production.
This woman was nude sunbathing one day, when a semi-molten slab of copper fell on her. Thanks to European regulation, this could never happen today; the copper would have been at a higher temperature, and she would have been incinerated.
This bin is from an alternate universe. Probably something to do with Careless Mary's.
This was the receipt from our breakfast on Sunday. 'And Cheese'. What does it mean? Who knows! Possibly the coffee had homoeopathic cheese, to prevent mouse infestation.
You can't see it clearly in this picture, but the statue of Mary is about to drop the baby Jesus. But that's how it should be! After all, this the the Basilica of Careless Mary, or the Blessed Virgin of Negligent Infanticide.
Here, we see the Cathedral about to teleport back to Transsexual in the Galaxy of Transylvania. That's where God lives.
As you can see, lesbians are ghettoised in Galway. As it should be. Dyke Road has a higher population of cats than some countries, and consumes 43% of national tweed production.
This woman was nude sunbathing one day, when a semi-molten slab of copper fell on her. Thanks to European regulation, this could never happen today; the copper would have been at a higher temperature, and she would have been incinerated.
This bin is from an alternate universe. Probably something to do with Careless Mary's.
This was the receipt from our breakfast on Sunday. 'And Cheese'. What does it mean? Who knows! Possibly the coffee had homoeopathic cheese, to prevent mouse infestation.
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