Village Plagued by Goat Horror
BBC reports on goat attack on village.Some claim they are destructive and dangerous pests, while others say they are an important tourist drawcard.
Yes, indeed. Come and see the horrible rampaging goats! Get a 'my partner was trampled to death by goats and all I got was this lousy tshirt, and lost a limb' tshirt!
Well, actually, they just eat peoples' gardens and graveyard plots. Why this is a front page article I don't know. It doesn't really explain the tourist angle though; 'Come and see a goat eating corpse-fertilised flowers' certainly doesn't grab my attention.
The Final Solution, with bonus Queen Victoria.
"They are very naughty goats and really quite adept at walking on or between the cattle grid as they have very long legs," she said.
Naughty! Naughty, naughty goats.
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