Incoming Search ReportSince I haven't done it for a while... How do people find this blog? These are just a few of the more interesting highlights.
The most popular search term is 'fat person'. Because, clearly, I'm disgustingly quiveringly obese. Or at least, I was as a young teenager. Urgh.
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I don't understand this. Someone seems to have mistaken me for a filthy World of Warcraft player.
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They went away satisfied, I have no doubt.
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I hadn't realised it was an age thing.
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They may or may not have gone away satisfied, depending on if they were looking for Howard Jones' IGY or for hypersonic flight timetables.
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Erm, right. Clearly I'm Google's last court of appeal for stupid things.
Is that a disease of some sort?
Erm, right... I'm not sure whether they went away happy or not...
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I'm a noted authority on fat drag queens, of course.
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No, you want here.
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Is that even legal?
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Away, filthy apostrophe abusers!
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I am a master of the metaphysical. Apparently.
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The fat person?
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Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhh! Anyway, even if such a thing existed, it would cause blindness.
Wasn't that fun? Why not try it yourself? It is statistically probable that at least some mad people have dropped by your site.