Monday, May 29, 2006

nite-nite

Nite-Nite!

I just got an email sent out to every class list in the college, by a member of staff. Well, I got two. One is entitled "End of Exam Summer Nights". The other is entitled "End of Exam Summer Nites". The second is presumably for people who fail English.

[tags]spelling[/tags]

yet-more-phoneexpo

Yet More PhoneExpo

Noted forum-spammer Patrick Murphy posted here a few times after I mentioned, in passing, that he'd turned up on boards.ie again (I also got his new website made a banned word on said site). Anyway, every time he visited, he used the same IP, that of an NTL proxy in Luton, of all places.

Now, a few weeks ago, he visited by clicking through from my boards.ie profile, went through three pages of my blog, found the entry on his site and made a fairly uninteresting comment. Odd, and a bit out of the blue (the other postings were far older) but nothing too amazing.

Yesterday, he visited once again, clicking through from a private message received on his own forum. VERY odd indeed!

[tags]spammer,phonexpo,luton,narcissistic personality disorder[/tags]

Sunday, May 28, 2006

stalking-david-cameron

Stalking David Cameron

The BBC has recently been taking an inordinate interest in the private life of David Cameron (the Conservative leader de jour). His iPod contains a "real mix" of music. As opposed to a fake mix, one assumes. There is also an opportunity to listen to him talking about his iPod. Also, an attempt was made to recruit him as a Soviet spy, with inexplicable picture of Benny Hill. Oh, and then there's this.

Saturday, May 27, 2006

railway-enthusiasm

Railway Enthusiasm

Germany is celebrating the opening of a new railway station. With two days of light shows. I think in Dublin we generally celebrate them with inaugural graffiti.

This continues my series of posts pointing out how other cultures are weird. And we Irish are completely without fault, of course...

sold-a-textlinkads-thing

Sold a TextLinkAds thing!

A while ago I signed up for something called TextLinkAds; I heard about it on Michele Neylon's blog. I didn't have any particular expectations, but I listed a few sites to sell text links on, anyway. Then I forgot about it. Today I got an email telling me that someone had bought a link on my reverse lyrics search engine, findmeatune.com for $15.00 a month. A fair bit less than I make on AdSense, but nice nonetheless.

Friday, May 26, 2006

chinese-perspective-on-food-r

Chinese Perspective on Food Regulation

From the back of a bottle of soy sauce imported from Canton: "Complies with HACCP, ISO 9001,... and HALAL". I suppose, especially from an external perspective, this makes sense.

[tags]halal,soy sauce,regulation[/tags]

Thursday, May 25, 2006

little-image-upload-tool-thin

Little Image Upload Tool Thing

I knocked out this recently. Handy if you've got some free webspace or something somewhere, but you prefer to access it like Photobucket or Imageshack or similar; it'll upload your images for you, give you code suitable for forums, make thumbnails, remember your server details, and so on. Probably not hugely useful to most people, but might be handy to someone. (I wrote it in response to trouble on SomethingAwful RE Imageshack).

[tags]images,upload,ftp,tools[/tags]

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

randomness-3

Randomness

This. (No, I'm not telling you what it is; you'll just have to look for yourself. I mean, why does that exist? Why?

ibook-ram-issues

iBook RAM Issues

I just got a new 512mb chip for my iBook today. Now, the problem is installing it. For this, you need a tiny (#0) Phillips screwdriver. I may have something suitable at home, but failing that will probably have to borrow or buy one. Anybody got one? :)

Edit: Actually, found one at home. Running with 1gb RAM now; is impressively speedy.

Monday, May 22, 2006

amazing-admission-on-boards

Amazing Admission on Boards

Someone just posted a thread on boards.ie talking about their problem with some sort of illegal pornography, and how they are guilty about it on the basis that paying for it promotes abuse. When asked was it child porn, they refused to deny that. And, bizarrely, people are giving them advice on how to wipe their hard-disk, and berating those who tell them to turn themselves in. The internet can be odd, sometimes...

Sunday, May 21, 2006

printer-wars

Printer Wars

Today, I set up a parallel printer on a Windows 2000 machine. Sounds easy, eh? When the printer was connected, the mouse stopped working. Obviously. So, after a bit of messing round, discover that the mouse shares a memory location with the parallel interface. Change the interface's memory location in BIOS. Reboot. Mouse stays working. Yay! Well, not really; printer is inaccessible. Discover that magic PnP has not figured out that memory location has changed. Manually change memory location in Windows. Yay, works. Reboot. Hmm, doesn't work. Turns out, Windows has helpfully reverted the setting to that which it believes to be right; no obvious way to change. Re-run magic PnP detection thing. Port is fixed. Reboot. All is well.

I hate computers.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

exclusion-minister

Exclusion Minister

The BBC mentions the "new minister for social exclusion, Hilary Armstrong". A minister for social exclusion! Imagine! Wandering round all day making snide comments about people, laughing at them, putting up "no green-eyed people" signs... Oh, how I would love her job!

Well, actually, no. Disappointingly enough, her role is to combat social exclusion, and where's the fun in that, that's what I'd like to know!

Edit: After I posted this, the BBC changed the title of their article; it had been "Exclusion Minister". I wonder did someone point this out to them?"

puberty-nationalisation-of

Puberty, Nationalisation Of

From Something Awful Forums, on a discussion of transsexuals.

Are people still going through puberty at 18? I think you're pretty much done with it at that age, but I don't know how it works in the UK.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

more-stupid-people-2

More Stupid People

Eeek.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

the-presumption-of-the-woman

The Presumption of the Woman!

I recently visited the web page of one Laura Mansfield, conspiracy theorist. (Linked there by a story about her "Myspace is filled with terrorists" stance, and her attempts to get the FBI to stifle free speech).

Laura Mansfield is your preferred source for up-to-date, credible information from professionals who speak the language and understand the religion, history, and culture of the Islamic world.


No she bloody isn't. She's one of the more entertaining net crazies I've seen for a while, though. And it is nice to see that the FBI is still at least vaguely critical when mad people come to them screaming "terrorist".

best-subject-line-ever

Best Subject Line Ever

Best subject line ever: My Neighbors Trap and Eat Cats, Should I Do Something To Prevent This? Naturally, you should trap and eat the neighbors; I'm sure they taste nicer than the cats, anyway.

Monday, May 15, 2006

oddities-in-the-arts-block

Oddities in the Arts Block

"Liverpool deserved to score more than West Ham" - overheard in the arts block.

I mean, what?! Deserved to? Football people are odd.

pepper

Pepper

Pepper. The tasteless beige dust, placed on tables merely so that its cellar is in a pleasing symmetry with the pepper cellar. Right? Well, actually, no.

I never had much appreciation for the stuff. I used it, occasionally, of course; everyone does, in canned soup and other things so dreadfully bland that even the taste of slightly hot nothingness was better than nothing. Never occurred to me to think about it much, though, except when reading of the history of the colonisation of the East; for this, thousands died on year-long voyages, nations were destroyed, wars were fought?

Recently, our pepper grinder thing gave out. Again. They never do seem to last long; the salt ones fare much better, but of course people rarely want to grind salt, as it usually comes in convenient pre-ground, or at least small-crystalled, form. So we started using a mortar and pestle. Pepper, when it hasn't been sitting ground in a packet for decades, or in the the teeth of a grinder thingy for weeks, is actually very nice. Very very nice. Addictive, in fact. I can give up any time I want to, I'm sure.

As you may be able to tell, this blog is fast going down the tubes. Normal service may be restored after my exams.

[tags]pepper[/tags]

Sunday, May 14, 2006

public-inconvenience

Public Inconvenience

comic001.jpg

My debut as a comic-smith. Don't be too harsh.

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Saturday, May 13, 2006

pbf-rss

PBF RSS

PBF (Perry Bible Fellowship) is a wonderful, dark, webcomic. With a horrible website. As a result, I end up looking at it only once every few months. It has no RSS feed, so I decided to create one. And then the author asked me and a few other people who'd made them to stop. Apparently the image loading was putting unreasonable strain on them. So, it's gone now. Sorry 'bout that. Go look at the comic, though; it's great fun still!

Friday, May 12, 2006

inhibitions

Inhibitions

I don't normally care a huge amount what people think of me. Everyone I know knows I'm gay. I have held hands with guys in the street. I make no effort to cover up my nerdish tendencies. And so on.

I also, to my great shame, and so on, enjoy chick-lit. You know, Bridget Jones and so forth. But I could never even imagine reading such a book in public. Just. Couldn't. Do. It. I'm not entirely sure why this is. (I feel similarly uncomfortable about reading the Satanic Verses when there are women in headscarves on the bus or train. Again, a bit silly.)

People are odd. Myself included.

annie-balls-clearly-lost-some

Annie Balls clearly lost some weight

"The 30 million trannies are squeezed into an area of 33 square millimetres" - Article on circuit miniaturisation.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

surreal-other-worldly-quote

Surreal, other-worldly quote

"It runs from 2 AAA batteries, but I was wondering if it could be powered from my wife's USB port?" - Dan's Data Letters

on-vi

On vi

"vi is a text editor from, it seems, early in the last century" - Mike Brady, our AI lecturer.

Monday, May 8, 2006

the-random-jottings-of-hinge-

The Random Jottings of Hinge and Bracket

Mark told me about a radio show involving two batty old women, on BBC 7. He couldn't remember the name, though. Well, I was looking at BBC Listen Again, and found it! They're actually female impersonators from the 70s called Hinge and Bracket; one is now dead, and the other runs a bed and breakfast with a rather eccentric website in France. Great fun. (The radio show, not the death and exile, that is). You'll find them here; as it's RealPlayer, you should have a goat on hand to sacrifice.

the-cost-of-rss

The Cost of RSS

It's becoming quite common now to keep up with peoples' blogs, and with news sites, and so on by subscribing to their RSS feeds. My little RSS reader is currently watching about twenty of them; some people far more. Now, the RSS feed for this blog generally works out at between 20 and 50k, and many RSS readers refresh twice or three times an hour. Assuming they fetch the whole thing every time they do (and while some blogging software and some readers are clever and only fetch the feeds when they've been updated, not all are so careful), that could be a few megabytes a day. Not too bad on its own, but if you have thousands of subscribers, it could get nasty. It could also be unpleasant for the subscribers' ISPs, particularly because all the readers are likely to update at about the same time, creating spikes. Quite possibly it all sinks into background noise compared with, say, BitTorrent, but I wonder could it become an issue when RSS readers are ubiquitous...

Update: a quick look at my own statistics shows nearly all RSS feed downloads on the hour and half-hour.

[tags]RSS,bandwidth,blogs[/tags]

Sunday, May 7, 2006

vegetarianism

Vegetarianism

I was yesterday the guest of a vegetarian for dinner. (What odd sentence structure). Vegetarianism is actually rather appealing, not really from an ethical point of view (not that vegetarianism, as opposed to veganism, makes any sense from an ethical point of view anyway), but just from a healthier-feeling point of view. I suspect it would be quite difficult to keep up, though, both because I suspect I'd want meat after a while and because it's often more convenient to get meat-derived food. Also, of course, people tend to be rather judgemental about vegetarians, even though they're quite willing to accept someone, say, not liking fish, for instance.

I do find it somewhat disgusting when people eat huge amounts of meat these days, though (Especially overweight people; seems to symbolise conspicuous consumption). I'm not sure why, exactly. Probably not a good personality trait. :)

[tags]Vegetarianism, veganism[/tags]

itanium-back-again

Itanium Back Again!

Apparently, the next major iteration of Intel's troubled Itanium chip will have four cores, and an integrated memory controller! It'll be out in 2008, around the same times as IBM's unreasonably high-clocked Power6 thing (may exceed 6ghz) and Sun's 16 core Rock. It will also be moderately low power. Meanwhile, it appears that AMD won't have any particularly dramatic changes to the Opteron; it'll keep the same core for now. It'll be interesting to see if this will finally give the Itanium some significant mid-to-high market share. It's a nice chip in theory :)

[tags]Intel,Itanium,Power6,Opteron,UltraSparc T1,UltraSparc Rock[/tags]

railway-oddities

Railway Oddities

On the train on the way home today, we passed, at some considerable speed, a small odd blue thing. No locomotive, and I think it was using the overhead power lines. Anybody know what that was?

Also, I have just remembered something exceedingly odd that happened on the DART last year, shortly after the London Tube bombings. The train stopped at Connolly, and passengers were asked to leave. At the doors were army, with guns. I'm not quite sure I didn't dream it, but I have a very clear memory of it... I suppose possibly there was a bomb threat...

bizarre-mobile-phone-rates

Bizarre Mobile Phone Rates

Vodafone pre-paid customers in Ireland can now phone mainland China for 5c a minute during the day. Which is fine. Except that to phone a landline number in Dublin during the day costs 40 cent a minute. Figure that one out.

[tags]mobile phone,Dublin,China,overcharging[/tags]

Saturday, May 6, 2006

sql-server-client-for-multipl

SQL Server Client for Multiple Platforms

Need a graphical SQL Server client for non-Windows platforms? Try Aqua Data Studio. Actually, even if you're on Windows, try it; it's much nicer than Microsoft's one. Also does other DBs, I believe. Anyway, very handy. SQL Enterprise Manager on my mac!

[tags]SQL Server,Apple[/tags]

Monday, May 1, 2006

mandatory-voting

Mandatory Voting

It has been suggested that Britain adopt a mandatory voting system. The same thing has, of course, been suggested here. I can't help feeling that this is a fantastically silly idea; by and large, people who don't vote aren't exactly the smartest. The last thing we want is to have a government elected on the basis that the candidates' photos are nice, or that the IRA is cool. (I have talked to people who believe that the whole terrorism thing is cancelled out by Sinn Fein's commitment to abolish bin collection charges. It is well that such people voluntarily remove themselves from the voting pool).