Wednesday, June 29, 2005

the-world-of-mad-science

The World of Mad Science

Well, the ITER has finally decided to build its fusion reactor in France. It has magnet buildings. It will hopefully be a working practical fusion power plant. Predictably, the slashdot discussion descended into people babbling about France surrendering. Roughly 90% of Americans seem unaware that America is a contributor; they see it as a French plot. Silly people. The plant should start operating in 2016. 13% of total cost will be for conductors.

And, some crackpot has decided that the obvious way to combat global warning is to build a ring around Earth, This would cost from 6 trillion to 200 trillion US dollars. Bring back the Orion project, I say! Simply bribing every government on earth to ban petrol engines and stop building coal power plants might be more cost-effective, though.

Monday, June 27, 2005

hypochondriac

Hypochondriac

Went to the gym in college today, and got the train back. As I was reading on the train my vision blurred. I thought nothing of it. Shortly after I left the air-conditioned train (yes, AIR-CONDITIONED commuter transport! It's new this year! You'd think they'd prioritise actually having a working train system over cooling them, but that's life), I felt dizzy, my head hurt, I got nauseous and my vision tunneled horribly. I staggered home imagining I was dying; dehydration *embarassed*

telecommuting

Telecommuting

Currently telecommuting, which is a great idea in theory. In the real world, however, internet contention tends to be high at precisely the time I want to get stuff done, causing the VPN to drop. *grr*

Sunday, June 26, 2005

more-randomness

More Randomness

Ooh, lots of random rubbish tonight.

First, I have discovered that rapidly oscillating a metal slinky in front of my wireless headphones (mine are the more basic, boring version), disrupts the sound. :)

Then, there's this guy, who seems to be Asia's answer to Edina Monsoon. I think he's real, tho. And he's got a blog! Fun! I love these people (self-centered, but in an endearing way). I nearly ended up going out with one once; probably a lucky escape there. :)

Linux needs better VPN. This provides PPTP. Now, my distrobution has in-kernel support for this, it has support built into pppd, and it even provides the "pptp" client app. However, it lacks the configuration app. The configuration app is written in... wait for it.... GTK on top of PHP! Apparently, PERL/Tk is no longer inconvenient enough. In fairness, it's quite pretty; you'd never guess it was a horrible web-scripting language based thing. So, we need PHP, and not just any old PHP, no, PHP with pcntl and GTK. They have packages, but only for 32bit 386 distros; I had to build it. Why not just write the configuration files myself, you ask? Because they aren't documented, of course. So, set everything up, run funny config app, change the files it produces to suit my pppd (which has a different set of mppe extensions to their pppd, of course) and connect! And it worked! Yay. I plan to put up a page on how to write the config files at some point.

arty-stuff

Arty Stuff

In the west end of the Hamilton Block in Trinity College, there's a cafe which is unusual in two respects. First, it was until recently the cheapest place to get coffee in college (short of a few societies that have it free). They harmonised with the rest of college catering recently. Secondly, for no obvious reason, the walls are covered in Andy Warhol art. Which is quite cool. Anyway, pop art.

First, there's Mark Ryden. Scary but cool drawings involving meat, religious symbols, rabbits, Abraham Lincoln, and some pop art. I found it while trying to figure out where this came from. Well worth a look.

Then there's this guy, who did the art for "Super size me". He also puts up subversive billboards in his spare time. Fun.

Friday, June 24, 2005

randomness

Randomness

Well, America is continuing its plan to become the number one totalitarian regime for rich people. The Supreme Court has ruled that compulsory purchase orders may be given out on the behalf of companies, the Pentagon is forming a detailed database of all 16-18yos and college students so that it can target them for recruiting purposes, and the Senate is about to consider a ban on desecrating (desecrating, for goodness sakes) the flag. Lovely.

DoubleClick has pointed out that the internet can't provide free content without ads. This should be obvious to anyone, but it's gotten them upset over at slashdot; half of them seem to have sworn to use ad filters just to spite them. Soon, it'll just be a howling wasteland of porn sites and the BBC...

The solar sail may actually have lauched okay after all; they're recieving radio signals.

And, the creepiest product description ever. Note that it's not MEANT to be a weird pervert shop.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

space

Space

Well, the solar sail launch failed; the poor old converted ICBM didn't make it. Probably. Maybe. Reports seem confused. And if it didn't, well, that's the third failure. Who knows, maybe they'll try again...

So why are we still using chemical rockets? It's funny how little basic Earth-to-orbit delivery devices have changed since the launch of Sputnik almost 50 years ago. Werner Van Braun, who designed the V2 and subsequently worked for the Americans, designed an orbital launch craft during WW2. Germany even had vague plans to BUILD it.

And indeed, the first spacecraft were launched on what were basically glorified dual-stage V2s. And then the next spacecraft, and the next... The Soviet Union developed two vaguely interesting launch vehicles early on; the Soyuz and the Proton. The Proton was a heavier-lift rocket, and used(uses) a highly-toxic fuel which doesn't need ignition. The US got started a bit slower, but did more or less the same thing.

Back then, elaborate launches-from-air and spaceplanes and so on were looked at, but the giant rocket design was already being developed to carry nuclear missiles, and both countries had gained great knowledge of it from V2s and scientists taken from Germany. It was the obvious way to go.

When the moon race started, both countries looked at more innovative solutions, but in the end went back to the chemical rockets; after all, they were known territory. The US built first the Saturn I, then the huge Saturn V, 100m tall and with ability to lift 110,000kg into a low Earth orbit. 15 were built, and 13 used, one carrying the Skylab space station. Even larger rockets were looked at; a larger Saturn V and various huge "Nova" designs, but the age of large rockets was wrapped up with unseemly haste after Skylab, leaving only the much smaller Titan (18,000kg to LEO) The Russians tried to build something similar, but their overcomplicated 30-jet first stage tended to explode.

In response to the American space shuttle, Russia went back on the unreasonably big rockets thing. Energia came in three configurations; a "small" 2-booster version (used once for a failed military platform launch), a 4-booster 4-core (it's like the semiconductor industry, really, isn't it?) version, used to launch the Russian shuttle, Buran, and a huge 8-booster version, with the 2 booster version as an upper stage. This was big enough to launch 175,000kg to LEO, and big enough for a manned mission to the moon, establishment of a manned base on the moon, and even a one-rocket manned Mars mission. It was never used, and is unlikely to be brought back from the dead now.

So after 50 years of space rockets, we're left with the old Proton and the Ariane 5, and a slightly improved Atlas based on Russian engines, as the heavy ones. Not exactly progress, from the point of view of putting large interesting things in space.

So what else was available, besides chemical rockets? Well, parallel with Saturn V development the US investigated nuclear rockets. A mostly workable nuclear rocket, NERVA, was eventually produced, and even considered for the top stage of the Saturn V, and various future heavy rockets. But it had issues with the reactor being damaged by vibration, and by the time these were sorted out, the public was increasingly unhappy with the idea of nuclear rockets. So out that went.

Next, there was Project Orion, a study conducted for the US in the 50s and early 60s by a company revelling in the name "General Atomics". This was basically a craft propelled into the air by nuclear explosives. No, really. Cost per kilo? 70cents modern money. Compares very well to modern solutions. This was based on a craft with a diameter of 400m, massing 8,000,000 tonnes; smaller craft would be somewhat more expensive. Equivalent fallout to a 10megaton bomb, though this could potentially be reduced or eliminated using clean fusion bombs. A small chemical trial was conducted. Ultimately, of course, the whole thing died of politics.

Then there are great big guns. Iraq started building two ("Babylon Guns") before the first gulf war; they would have been able to fire a few tons at a time into orbit, for about twenty times cheaper than rocket. A scale model (300mm instead of 1000mm) was completed. Various people are currently looking at building something similar.

Okay, that's enough of that, for now :). Silly rockets.

Monday, June 20, 2005

insane-fucking-fundamentalist

Insane Fucking Fundamentalists, and Magic Space Travel

Well, first off, there's this. A kid in America who came out on his blog; his parents sent him to a pack of fundamentalist lunatics to be "cured". I just feel completely unable to comment; anyone unwilling to deal with the possiblity that their child could be gay or in any other way not what they want is unsuitable to be a parent and shouldn't be allowed to concieve in the first place.

On a slightly lighter note, the controversial librarian bit of the Patriot Act has failed to pass through the US congress, despite veto threats from the Shrubbery. The US moves a step away from having its initials reversed, and the librarians will presumably be released from the Gulags.

And, finally, tomorrow, the world's first solar sail spacecraft will be launched by de-comissioned nuclear rocket from a submerged Russian submarine; a launch any Bond villian would envy. It's privately owned (the spacecraft, not the submarine).

Sunday, June 19, 2005

slashdot-oddities

Slashdot oddities

Yahoo has closed its chat rooms temporarily, and is introducing better controls to hopefully filter out paedophile rooms. To any normal human, this would be a good thing.

But on Slashdot, it's apparently a form of oppression... http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/06/19/0639205

cold-war

Cold War

Look at what the Fedration of American Scientists have! - It shows what various nuclear detonations over various American cities would do. It's quite scary. It's largely in relation to the current US plan to develop a "bunker-busting" nuclear bomb, in violation of the Moscow Treaty. Without actually coming out and lying about it, they have tried to give the impression that this thing would burrow deep into the ground and destroy underground installations without releasing significant fallout; in reality, tests show that these bombs would penetrate only in the region of 20 feet, still killing everyone in the area.

Oh, and in an age of euphemisms, what do we call a nuclear warhead? Why, we call it a "physics package", of course. I'm sure the Pentagon spends at least a few billion a year on euphemism development; they've gone to extraordinary lengths to avoid calling their torturers torturers and their practice torture, for instance.

Also, Iran is planning to launch a spacecraft this year. Sadly, it will not carry Khomeini aloft to commune with God; it's payload is a cheap Sputnik rip-off.

And finally, continuing the military theme, it's the creepiest website ever.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

hello-possums

Hello, Possums!

Rediscovered Dame Edna today, hence the title. Obtained a few of her MP3s; (such classics as "The Night we Burned my Mother's Things" - "If you laugh at other's troubles it can help you with your own!", "Every Mother wants a boy like Elton" and a duet with the Australian Cultural Attache.) Fun. Also AbFab. Used to love this stuff when I was younger. (And people were surprised when I came out...)

In other news, my local PHP installation says, when asked what its configuration options were at compile: "This is irrelevant, look inside the /usr/share/doc/php-4.3.10/configure_command file. urpmi is your friend, use it to install extensions not shown below." Well, excuse me for asking! CONFIGURATION FILES ARE IRRELEVANT, SUBMIT TO THE WILL OF URPMI (whatever that might be).

Also, finger is a revolting command name and should be changed to something less overtly sexual. That is all.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

things-people-search-for-me-w

Things people search for me with

People only use boring search terms to reach my main website. For the blog, though, it's a different story:
for sale used generator by owner in uk posted on june 8 2005
- TWICE
blog macos x performance intel powerpc
frumps
weathercheck stealing
comparative shoe sizes u.k/u.s
hyperbolic crochet patterns
cheap hifi blog
cthultu
robert synnott
(Eek, stalker).

Friday, June 10, 2005

exams

Exams

I'm finished my exams! Yay! (They've been on for close to a month, now).

Wednesday, June 8, 2005

home-made-cpu-served-website

Home-made CPU served website

Someone's put up a website on their homemade computer, which is built of 200 74-series TTL devices; no microprocessor, 3Mhz. :)


optimistic-blair

Optimistic Blair

From this news article:
Prime Minister Tony Blair was back in London Wednesday facing tough negotiations on deals to boost aid for Africa and curb global warming in time for next month's G8 summit in Scotland.

Curb Global Warming in time for next month's G8 summit? Amazing man, that Blair.

Also, best propoganda poster ever.

do-no-evil

Do No Evil?

Apparently Google's mantra doesn't extend to their banking partners; just got an AdSense cheque from CitiBank. :S

Tuesday, June 7, 2005

magic-chip-thing

Magic Chip Thing

Ooh, more stuff about processors! http://www.aceshardware.com/read.jsp?id=65000297

Sun, after a long period of being very boring hardware-wise, are about to bring out an 8-core, 4 thread per core chip, Niagra. It's to an extent a stopgap measure until their next-generation 'Rock' comes out.

The eight cores are individually very simple; the chip is expected to be 15 times as fast as a 700Mhz UltraSparcIII, tho. Single-chip design, no SMP. Onchip hardware ethernet optimisation, possible onchip ethernet controllers, onchip encryption, possible onchip GZIP. Targeted for Solaris X, which does all the above, for the low-to-midrange server market.

Particularly interesting because it was targeted for a late 2005 server market dominated by 5Ghz Xeons. Now, of course, there's no such thing; NetBurst and the Pentium 4 in general were a horrible disaster, and Intel has dropped them in favour of Pentium M-based stuff, still in development at the moment.

Nice to see that someone's doing something more interesting than pushing clockspeeds up or adding the odd extra core, anyway.

web-design

Web Design

Put up by one of the people who run webpagesthatsuck.com as part of a personal project:
http://www.vincentflanders.com/special-event-project.html

What, you mean you DON'T have a 1259x5971 monitor?

Note that even fullsize, the text is unreadable.

Monday, June 6, 2005

apple-and-intel

Apple and Intel

Well, Apple have decided to go Intel. And it looks like they're going x86. They will, apparently, immediately make available a $999 Intel Mac to developers, and a preview of software allowing development for both platforms. Microsoft have said they plan to produce Office for the new platform. Shares in both companies (Apple and Intel) fell on announcement.

UPDATE: Yep, it's x86.

My original ramble about this is here.

Sad, really.

the-great-experiment

The Great Experiment

What are people really searching for on the internet? What depraved, foul, things??! Well, let's see if we can't trap a few of them. I noticed with horror, that there is currently no Google result for this phrase: Margaret Thatcher Pornography. A disgraceful situation, to be sure! But that's all about to change... Now I must wait for victims.

(Hint: you can spoil the suprise and see what'd happen if you visited after searching for that phrase with this link.)

Sunday, June 5, 2005

nice-keyboard

Nice Keyboard

I still dream of stealing the college's netsoc's lovely IBM Model M clicky keyboard, or otherwise finding one to buy in this country, but in the meantime there's always this:
RM Nimbus Keyboard

It's a keyboard that I'd forgotten I had completely. It's off an old RM Nimbus 286 computer that was used mostly in education in the UK in the late 80s. (It was non-PC compatible, ran a modified DOS, and had a proprietary network interface, among other oddities.) It's not quite as nice as the IBM, but it's VERY nice compared to most ordinary keyboards. It seems to be buckling-spring. It has a UK keyboard layout, fortunately; can't handle the US one. AT interface. The letters are printed on the keys in a mildly unusual font, with weird letter sizing variations. And, no fscking Windows keys :)

If you want one, you might be able to find one of the computers in a car boot sale or something. There were a lot of them around at one time.

the-fragility-of-the-web

The fragility of the web

Hmm, I've suddenlt started getting loads of referals to my FindMeATune site again, as this, a popular blog that linked to me a while back, has reappeared. It often came up before me in Google searches, and at one point was responsible for up to a quarter of referals. It disappeared when its DNS record lapsed, a few weeks ago. Google seems to have noticed that it was gone for a while; it dropped out of their index for a bit. But it's back now! Yay!

moral-crusader

Moral Crusader

Recently someone made this post on in the Webmaster forum on boards.ie, a popular Irish discussion board. He's asking whether his site (weathercheck.net) or the Irish Metereological Office site (www.met.ie) is better. Transparent advertising, of course, and contemptible for that reason alone.

But it's worse than that. All the content on his site (apart from a few dreadful little editorials) is ripped off from elsewhere, in many cases from met.ie. Mostly without permission, mostly without acknoledgement. The only reason this site exists is so that people searching on Google for weather in Ireland will get it instead of the Met Eireann site and click on ads. Pure search engine spam. Not even a little gimmick to make his site better than anything else. And, in his forums, I saw someone he was taking content from, WHO HAD GIVEN PERMISSION for use of that content, was complaining because there was no acknoledgement, as agreed. This was in December 2004. There was also a post complaining about the weathercheck owner spamming on another board. That post is linked from the above post, but don't bother clicking; he deleted it as soon as it came under criticism.

Soon enough, that post was locked by an admin (not before he'd called me immature for trying to uphold DECENCY on the web). So he made ANOTHER one, this time asking whether his site or a large, information packed weather site for the UK and Ireland were better.

Is it really so wrong to oppose search engine spammers? Really?

death-of-powermac

Death of PowerMac?

It may be a sad day for PowerPC lovers indeed

Apple is apparently to use Intel chips exclusively. This isn't a huge surprise; IBM has been failing to deliver better PowerPCs for some time (cooler 970s(G5s) for laptops, multicore chips and higher frequencies; Jobs promised 3Ghz by the end of last year), and i386 ports of MacOs X have been talked about for some time.

Of course, this may not be a switch to the 386. Apple may want Intel to manufacture PowerPCs for them, possibly even in conjunction with IBM and Motorola FreeScale, the current manufacturers. Or they may want a chip custom-designed. They may even want to become the Itanium/IA64/Merced/whatever-it's-called-this-week's patron. But Pentium M looks like the most obvious target.

Why is this a bad thing? The 386 line is aging, and keeps itself interesting only by virtue of high clock-speeds and continuing messing-around by Intel and AMD. Now, the clock-speed route of expansion is effectively dead, a little sooner than they thought it would be, and dramatic improvements through pipeline change and so on seem improbable. Multicore is the only way to go. The 386 was never designed to scale this far.

The PowerPC, on the other hand, was designed from the ground up to be extremely scalable, and has delivered on this. The Power4 derived G5 has a bit of life in it still, and there's certainly potential for Power5 based chips, multicore chips and Cell (a PowerPC variant) on the desktop. Here's a Pentium 4 / PPC970 technical comparison. The platform has expansion room left, and improvements in compilers should help too; current gcc for PPC is apparently not so good at creating code for the chip's AltiVec vector processing unit, which gives huge boosts when it can be used.

If this happens, it'll make Mac the latest of many to move away from existing RISC platforms drawn either by the 386 (or 64bit version thereof) or the promise of the Itanium. HP/Compaq scrapped the DEC Alpha inherited from Digital, with the last version released in early 2004. HP recently bumped up the clockspeed and cache of their PA-RISC chip, and abandoned future improvement. Both went in favour of the Itanium. MIPS, the chip used by SGI and in the PlayStation 2, among others, looks likely to go the same way. Sun has de-emphasised its SPARC in favour of the AMD Opteron, an AMD64 386 extension. And now Apple seems to be going the same way. The Itanium seems to be an impressive chip, but it does mean that Intel has been given an effective monopoly on high-performance computing, and that has not historically helped innovation. IBM, of course, continues to use its own PowerPC, as do a few other customers.

Why are they doing it? Presumably because of the trouble they've had getting modernised PPC970s from IBM and the inadaquacy of the G4 platform from Motorola FreeScale that they use in their laptops. (In particular, they want to bring in laptops with HD display panels, yet their current G4s are incapable of playing back large HD content. It's a pity, and it seems short-sighted to me, if this really is what they are doing.

Presumably if they do go for a 386 they'll still leave the platform somewhat non-standard; it would be disasterous for them if Windows users were able to switch to their (far superior) MacOS X without platform change.

Conclusion here

Saturday, June 4, 2005

kitties

Kitties

Okay, I'm going to go back to maintaining this thing. Have some kittens: http://kittenwar.com/

Aren't they lovely? Well, most of them; counterexamples under "Losingest kittens"