quotes-i-like

Quotes I Like

Okay, rather than posting quotes all the time, I'll just put them here, from the top down.

Invader Zim

Zim: Weenies smeenies! Zim needs no meats.
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Zim: Now prepare your brain, filthy beast of meat and hair. Your magical love adventure begins NOW!
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Dib: You're just jealous...
Zim: This has nothing to do with JELLY!

Invader Zim

Bus Driver: Where do you think you're going?
Zim: I go home. Now mind your business, bus slave.
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Taxi Driver: Where to?
Zim: You think I won't be ready. But you're wrong, presumptuous cab beast.

Are you Being Served

(Discussing Mrs Slocome's Birthday)
Granger: I vote we give her a cyanide tablet.... No, I take that back.
Peacock: Good.
Granger: Two cyanide tablets, in case the first one doesn't work.
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Peacock: We should make it a special occasion.
Granger: I've already suggested a cyanide tablet.